Exhibit A: Malt Squash
I saw this sucker in the grocery store and just couldnt resist. Malt Squash? really? the text on the bottom of the can says:
"This is the new type of sparkling beverage. For your refreshment!"
I'll say! I just cracked it open because i am thirsty and didnt wanna break into one of my last two Guinnesses, so i decided to give it a go.
Verdict: Malt Squash tastes exactly like bad beer.
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I find myself buying all sorts of wacky drinks just for the name.
ex a: an energy drink called Commando Bear
ex b: a cocktail called "Dr Funk of Tahiti" (tasted like Bryce mixed it)
ex c: bottled water simply called "Steve"
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