I am eating the crunchiest thing I have ever eaten right now. It is a thin, pourous, hexagonal wafer that my former co-teacher gave me, with slivers of peanuts mixed in throughout, and some kanji inscribed over the top in white frosting. My god, it's more like the distilled sensation of crunchiness than an actual food. Thanks for giving me the loudest cookie in the world to eat in the staffroom! In the unforgetable words of Taane, unspeakable!
The sad thing is that since it's spring break at work, this is actually the most exciting and unexpected thing that has happened to me today.